"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Liar. You are lying.
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
Sending subtle hints to your crush
me and bae
+ BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON +